Mikkel Høgh

Percussive maintenance

Wednesday, September 263rd, 2006

I just managed to stumble over Officeslang.com — although I’ve seen most of them before, there were some funnies I’d like to share:

  • Percussive Maintenance — The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
  • Seagull Manager — A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves.
  • Ohnosecond — That minuscule fraction of time during which you realize you’ve just made a terrible error.

Apart from that, not much else is new. I’ve started working on (yet another) new design for this site. I hope I’ll get the time to finish it sometime before christmas…


Mikkel Høgh

My name is Mikkel Høgh, I've worked with web tech for the last 20 years. These days, I work with e-commerce in Central Switzerland.