Percussive maintenance

I just managed to stumble over Officeslang.com – although I’ve seen most of them before, there were some funnies I’d like to share:

• Percussive Maintenance – The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
• Seagull Manager – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves.
• Ohnosecond – That minuscule fraction of time during which you realize you’ve just made a terrible error.

Apart from that, not much else is new. I’ve started working on (yet another) new design for this site. I hope I’ll get the time to finish it sometime before christmas…