I just managed to stumble over Officeslang.com — although I've seen most of them before, there were some funnies I'd like to share:
- Percussive Maintenance — The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
- Seagull Manager — A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves.
- Ohnosecond — That minuscule fraction of time during which you realize you've just made a terrible error.